What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
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1) Trailblazer. It’s just such a handsome boi

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2) 9-7X. The reason it’s not 1st is because it’s too vain

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3) Envoy. Just don’t bring up the XUV lest I boot it from this list entirely

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4) Rainier. Bet you forgot about this one, didn’t ya?

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5) Bravada. I can’t decide if this looks great or terrible. Maybe in an alternate world where all cars were bottom-breathers...

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5) Ascender. Why did this even exist? Who was the target market? Isuzu didn’t have their own dealerships, so it was sold alongside the Trailblazer which looked better and cost the same.

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