some low life fucking cretin stole my Honda last night. Guess this is how karma fucking rewards me for helping a stranded motorist or some shit. Fuck.

Police report filed, facebook groups spammed with VIN and tag and pictures. Tomorrow I go around to all the mom and pop bike shops and leave my name and number. Fucking gay as shit. I didn’t have comprehensive because I can barely afford fucking food thanks to rebuilding the stupid V8 in my stupid car and comprehensive more than doubled the cost of my insurance. Hopefully they don’t come back because the door locks on the Jag are broken. Goddammit. time to drink.