We need to forget all this shit and unify around the glory of our vans. What happened to glorious custom vans?
We have lost our way. We used to know that a hot party van was the shit, no matter your color or creed. Ok, there was probably too much cocaine involved, but who among us can judge?
Before I die, I want to tour the nation with wife and dog in a funky 70s van hauling a trailer with Sunchaser and Vespa. Is this too big of a dream?