God damn it, America.

We need to forget all this shit and unify around the glory of our vans. What happened to glorious custom vans?

We have lost our way. We used to know that a hot party van was the shit, no matter your color or creed. Ok, there was probably too much cocaine involved, but who among us can judge?

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Before I die, I want to tour the nation with wife and dog in a funky 70s van hauling a trailer with Sunchaser and Vespa. Is this too big of a dream?

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