There is only 1 dictator on Oppo. Me, Benevolent Dictator of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo for Life Benjamin Rolland. I would change my username to that but Kinja no longer likes long usernames. And the Official State Limo of The People's State of Brunoppo is the Porsche Study H50, no ifs, ands or buts.
My cabinet is as appointed:
Vice Benevolent Dictator for Life of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo: 505Turbeaux
Minister of Aston Martins: Brian Silvestro
Chair of The Ministry of Financial and Money and Shit: Rusto
Ambassador to Monaco: Diesel
Ambassador to Luxembourg: PatBateman
Arch Duke of Shoops: Arch Duke Maxyenko, Sub-blog
Secretary of The People's State: Hulk Hogan. Yes, the actual Hulk Hogan.
Minister of War, Weapons, and Badassery: MrTheEngineer, for coming up with the idea to take Brunei by force, paving the way for The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo
THERE ARE MORE POSITIONS IN THE CABINET OPEN- SEE ME FOR DETAILS
This is non-revokeable except by me.
This is non-anything else. I control all. Bow to me.