There is only 1 dictator on Oppo. Me, Benevolent Dictator of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo for Life Benjamin Rolland. I would change my username to that but Kinja no longer likes long usernames. And the Official State Limo of The People's State of Brunoppo is the Porsche Study H50, no ifs, ands or buts.

My cabinet is as appointed:

Vice Benevolent Dictator for Life of The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo: 505Turbeaux

Minister of Aston Martins: Brian Silvestro

Chair of The Ministry of Financial and Money and Shit: Rusto

Ambassador to Monaco: Diesel

Ambassador to Luxembourg: PatBateman

Arch Duke of Shoops: Arch Duke Maxyenko, Sub-blog

Secretary of The People's State: Hulk Hogan. Yes, the actual Hulk Hogan.

Minister of War, Weapons, and Badassery: MrTheEngineer, for coming up with the idea to take Brunei by force, paving the way for The Glorious People's State of Brunoppo

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THERE ARE MORE POSITIONS IN THE CABINET OPEN- SEE ME FOR DETAILS

This is non-revokeable except by me.

This is non-anything else. I control all. Bow to me.