Gets lots of free Tank 7 and food. Also gets Target gift card. Realizes I’m near a Target, and Target has Hot Wheels cars.

Goes to Target, Target doesn’t have any good cars. Gets very sad because I was excited about free Hot Wheels cars. Remembers there’s a Walmart down the street. Goes there and buys Hot Wheels cars, which are not free.

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I should open some of these: