Seen in the bowels of the good ship Connemara earlier this week (she was built in Italy and was previously the good ships Borja, Baltic Amber, Norman Asturias and Asterion, in the nature of ferries. She’s currently owned by a Swedish company and leased to a French one. Despite all that she proudly flies the flag of Cyprus, because of course she does). Naturally the crew are mainly Polish, so just like my local Costa or Starbucks.

One tourist with a teenchy little caravan, and one splendid chap in a Morgan.