Sadly, I will never be this cool. Or this tall.

This is Walter Röhrl, by the way.

“Acceleration is when the tears of emotion run horizontally towards your ears.”

“If you see the tree you run into it means you have understeered. If you hear the tree you oversteered.”

“Oversteering is when the passenger is afraid, understeering is when I am afraid.”

“Drifting is the art of holding an unstable condition stable.”