If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Good morning, Oppo!

This fella tried to invade my castle last night and paid the price.

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My wife opened the garage door to see Scooby standing over the erstwhile dragon (she thinks Scooby brought it in to play with). She slammed the door and yelled for me to vanquish the beast. It must have inserted its head and gotten its neck crushed by the closing door.

My girls were irked at me for thinking it was cool and snapping pics before removing the carcass.

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