My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinking’ if you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

It’s got a Lincoln motor and it’s really souped up.
That Model A Vitamix makes it look like a pup.
It’s got eight cylinders; uses them all.
It’s got overdrive, just won’t stall.

With a 4-barrel carb and a dual exhaust,
With 4.11 gears you can really get lost.
It’s got safety tubes, but I ain’t scared.
The brakes are good, tires fair.