Good Names for White Cars

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To be helpful I have made categories.

Star Wars: Stormtrooper, Wampa

Cartoon: Casper, Olaf

Literary: Moby Dick

Powder: Flour, Sugar, Cocaine

Racist: Whitey, Honky

Semen: Pearl Jam, Spunk, Skeet, Crusty Sock

Don’t make racist names for anybody but the whites.


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