Goodbye Garage

Goodbye breezeway, goodbye red worn rug

Goodbye basement, with your leaky walls

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Goodbye master bed, goodbye large closet

Goodbye loft

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Goodbye bathroom, where I took number twos

Goodbye stairwell, where I hit my head on you

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Goodbye living room

Goodbye 2nd bath

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Goodbye small bedroom, where the a/c would blast

Goodbye large bed, your blinds askew

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Goodbye light fixture, missing parts too

Goodbye kitchen

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Goodbye fridge

Goodbye dining room, your flooring was shit

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Goodbye house, that I won’t miss