Well, good night all but briefly on the subject, parents are weird with their kids. Well mine were.

Me and my sister were brought up to say a pray at night.

Here goes,

‘Now I lay (me or thee) down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

If I should die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take’.

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Now how messed up is that!?

“Hey kids, off to bed, remember to say your prays for God to take your soul just in case you die in your sleep” .

That’s messed up!!!

Then and I’m not sure if it’s a British thing or all parents thing.

“Make sure your wearing clean underwear in case you get run over by a bus” (or similar).

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What the hell!

I’ve thankfully made it through the night and now you think I’m going to get run over by a bus?

I’m eight, stop wishing I was dead already, just shut up.

Also, pretty sure that if I was about to get run over by a bus and I caught glimpse of it last second, chances are my underwear won’t be clean long. There would be a longer streak running down my leg than tyre tread on the road of the bus trying to stop from hitting me.

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Anyway, good night all.