What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid b4stards because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”

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My English teacher walked past me and said “Your grammar is sh!t”.

I replied “Well your Grandad is a git!”.

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