evidently I parked in a no parking zone. In line with seven other cars, all unaffected, with no discernable markings or signage anywhere. The sticker came off, but left residue.

Honestly I don't care about the goo, I just want to punish the idiots who decided they could arbitrarily decide what is and isn't a parking some.

CCan I sue them for vandalism? Defamation? Can I just hunt them down Liam Neeson style?

Right cunts they are.