...but my name is definitely NOT Paul. Got the boarding pass from the counter, security guy checked over it and my ID that says Steven. Went through no problem. Get to the gate, but the departure board says a different gate for the 6ish flight. I finally look at my boarding pass and realize the mistake. The flight it has me marked down for is boarding NOW rather than 2 hours from now. Gate attendant fixed it, everything is now alright. But poor Paul, he’s not having a good day.

A little bummer, it would have been nice to get in early and have the exit row.