Gotta love Brazil, oil prices drop, gas prices climb. Another 22 cents per litre after February 1st, 22 fucking cents, less than a month after the last increase of 15 cents! According to the ministry, the international oil Market is going through a universal increase in prices, but we all know that's bullshit, oil prices have been kept artificially low for a while now, and most counties have responded by dropping gas prices accordingly. What they should be saying is that they have to cover up for the massive embezzlement scheme at Petrobrás, so gas prices are going up because fuck you.

I swear, politicians should come with hinged heads, so we could use them as toilets.