Proof that entertaining CL ads aren’t just limited to crappy used cars. I don’t really know what chipset this card uses and I don’t really care as I don’t play games on my low-profile computers - they’re just here to do grunt work in the background. It looks a tad aged, and certainly isn’t worth the $110 asking price.
The GTX 1337** is designed by gamers, for gamers.
Nobody wants a big bulky behemoth of a GPU crammed inside their case pumping out enough heat to raise the temp of the room... That’s why the geniuses over at team green created the GTX 1337.
Running on ONLY the power provided by the PCI slot itself, this card will only pull a measly THIRTY WATS MAXIMUM. Stick that to ameren when the power-bill comes! Having such an eco friendly power consumption, this card only requires a 250w PSU to function properly which translates to YOU saving MONEY!
Guess how many CUDA cores this baby has? Do you even know what a CUDA core is?
All you need to know, is that this sexy beast has 16 more CUDA cores than your current hard drive. Guess how many CUDA cores your hard drive has? THE ANSWER IS ZERO.
This deal just keeps getting better and better doesn’t it?
BUT WAIT. Theres MORE!
This GPU will run modern AAA games on a modest, high quality setting with a minimum of 60FPS*. I know I know, high isn’t ultra... but with our current technology you can only fit so much into this TINY little package.
When I say tiny, I mean TINY.
At a minuscule 6.6 inches, this GPU is smaller than the US average penis.
Yes, ITS THAT SMALL.
SMALL AS SHIT
QUIET AS SHIT
POWERFUL AS SHIT
I think I’m done here.
Shoot me an email when you’ve cleaned up your drool.