Grrrrr...

I got a ‘we tried to deliver your parcel’ note yesterday.

Went round to the post office to pick it up and was asked for I.D.

I said, does this not count. It’s the note you put through my letter box to come and get my parcel.

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Was told, ‘because Royal Mail delivers on behalf of Amazon, they insist on I.D. so I need to see a proof of I.D.

I said, ‘true, good point, I could of broken into the house and grabbed this card and brought it here in the hope it was something priceless.

So I went home. Grabbed my passport as it was close by and went back. Was told a credit or debit card would of sufficed (how, that’s not proof of I.D. it’s merely a piece of plastic with my name on, I could of stolen it from the house I broke into when I got this card).

Also. My parcel has nothing to do with Amazon, clearly.

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Saying that, it’s only ten 50ml glass bottles I use to decant whiskey or vodka into to give to customers.

If I recommend a drink to a customer and they look like they want to try it, I offer them some to try, so if they like it, they can get some, if they don’t, they’ve narrowed it down a little as to which way they want to go with their drinking. 

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