2016 BMW X5 28i Xdrive! The engine wasn’t top of the line, but it had plenty of pep. Had a panoramic roof, navigation, etc. Everything you would expect out of what is apparently referred to as the “exotic SUV” class. If you can call it “exotic”...which you can’t outside of a rental car fleet.

But the most important thing I have to say about it is the seats. Oh my god, the seats. Better than my Continental. Soft, supportive, fantastic. Shockingly so. Even covered in the awful fake leather, they were spectacular.