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Had a pretty chill English teacher back in senior year of high school

One of the assignments was to write a thousand word essay on anything we wanted. This was in 2008 or 2009 so naturally a few girls raised their hands and asked if they can write about Twilight.

I asked “I wanna write about necrophilia too, is that okay?”

A girl goes “What does that mean?”

SILENCE for 5 seconds. The teacher says “sex with dead people.” Cue the “ewws” and “gross” reactions. And some laughter.


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