One of the assignments was to write a thousand word essay on anything we wanted. This was in 2008 or 2009 so naturally a few girls raised their hands and asked if they can write about Twilight.

I asked “I wanna write about necrophilia too, is that okay?”

A girl goes “What does that mean?”

SILENCE for 5 seconds. The teacher says “sex with dead people.” Cue the “ewws” and “gross” reactions. And some laughter.