I was driving down a two-lane road. On my side was a guy with a bicycle. On the other side was a group of women eager to cross the road. As I approach them, Jackass McBicycle sticks his ridiculous locomotion apparatus into my lane, effectively stopping me and the cars behind me. In a supposed attempt at chivalry, he motions to the group of women to cross the road, and they do.
I didn’t honk, but I should have leaned on the horn. What a jackass. Fuck jaywalkers.