Walking in to work this morning and had to stop and take a picture of this. That is, if you can't tell right off, a Jeep Patriot. Now, I'm not a Jeep guy, but I'm pretty sure that a Patriot (which also shares it's platform with the Dodge Caliber) isn't really a Jeep, which makes this window sticker twice as silly (or "precious", however you want to call it).

Silly girl, that's not a real Jeep.