If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Hang on, what's this?

This thing just appeared on my hat out of nowhere. Where did it come from? What could it mean? Why is it he- Oh God. I’m turning into a BMW owner. Somebody please save me, quick, before something terrible happens! Wait, what the hell is this thing in my backpack?!

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