Passing someone who’s going slower than you - and we’re not talking passing like a dick here: it was in a passing lane and I didn’t even come off cruise control.
Having him take offense for some reason, tailgate you for 5 miles, pass somewhere stupid, and disappear into the distance
...then coming on him a couple of miles later pulled over by a cop :-).
Old lady in her happy place for your time.
(yes, I edited it; found this image just after I posted and it was much more appropriate)