I am drinking the local beer of this county, listening to my fellow Americans celebrating drunkenly in the street to a small town parade, and celebrating whuppin some British ass. Sorry, England, we can be friends now, but you needed that poke in the eye.

Fuck yeah.

My mom’s friend wants me to take her for a ride on the Vespa. Apparently, she wanted one back in the day. These women are in their 70s!!