By law, all Canadians Must play one game of French Monopoly before midnight july first. If they don’t they risk the wrath of the French-Canadian trickster/leprchaun/mischevious spirit. There’s no English name for him, because he sneaks in open windows and steals our English words. Leaving Molson on the stoop will also placate him, but Molson ex, not Canadian. Then we face to the East and play Chuck Mangione.