Did you know the Chatham Islands are the closest to the International Date Line? Well as of 3:30 pm EST, it’s 10:30 am Sunday on the islands.
Which means that FESTIVUS is already more that 10 hours old!
So I’m airing one of my Grievances:
I JUST GOT HOME WORK ON MY DAY OFF BECAUSE I DON’T WORK WEEKENDS AND BECAUSE I HAD TO CONTACT A SUPPLIER IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. WHILE I’M AT IT, I COME FIND OUT THAT SOMEONE HAS CAUSED AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT BY SAYING THE WRONG THING TO THE WRONG PERSON! SO “COMPANY A” AND “COMPANY B” IS ANGRY AF AT US BECAUSE WE USED “COMPANY C” BEHIND THEIR BACKS. “COMPANY C” IS PISSED BECAUSE “A” & “B” ARE HARASSING THEM. “A” & “B” ARE READING US THE RIOT ACT. AND NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THAT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE JUST LISTENED TO THE ADVICE GIVEN BY MYSELF AND OTHERS MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT THE WEEK. EXCEPT THAT THIS SOMEONE HAS TRUST ISSUES AND HAS TO BE IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING AND NEVER COMMUNICATES PROPERLY TO ANYONE BECAUSE NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE COULD GET F’D IN THE A FOR XMAS!!!!
i need a drink.