Y’all be safe trick or treating tonight. My boys have decided they don’t want to go this year. So we’ll just be sitting home and handing out candy.

Harry Bliss
Chris Ware

This New Yorker cover from 2009 is so spot on. What also bugs me are the parents who drive slowly down the street while their kids trick or treat. Just get out of the car and walk with your kids, you lazy schmucks.