Nothing like staring your week with a very real weekend parental divorce scare and a swig of cheap Canadian whiskey to get out of the house.

Not the first scare but the most feeling. Happened once when I was a kid and didn’t know better, sucks to get older and more privy to things. If you’re wondering how I’m feeling, COLD AND UNHAPPY. Ain’t a damn thing that’s gonna cheer me up this week.