Hardibird Sighting!

The elusive Hardibird has been spotted in the wild. A native of Texas, the Hardibird is known to range as far north as New York in search of trendy fashion boutiques and auto industry press releases. It can be identified by its characteristic hip eyeglasses and energetic "vroom-vroom" mating call. Plumage displays a brilliant yellow head, with drab underparts and wings. A blue breast may be visible during interviews on cable media.

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