Some affected models, earlier

Harley Davidson, makers of premium gasoline powered vibrators, has issued an apology after a production issue resulted in the production of motorcycles at their factory in Kansas City, Misery. According to the Motor Company, the issue was caused by suppliers that mistakenly produced functioning brakes, suspension and engines that allow the Harley vibrators to function as motorcycles. Harley Davidson has issued a recall of the affected units, all of which have a special ‘S’ designation, and says they have taken steps to make sure that something like this doesn’t happen again.