Pretty sure The Ranger is Jewish and has been celebrating Hanukah. The fuel gauge is broke; it stays on full until it has about 1/4 gallon left in the tank, then it drops to empty. I honestly don’t remember the last time we put gas in it. We’ve been driving it a awful lot, but the gauge hasn’t flinched. Not a wiggle. Also, the odometer is broken, so there is no way to really know how far we’ve driven since the last fill-up. I would have though it would have needed a refill a few days ago when we put 80 to 100 miles on it in two days. But nope.

Anyway... have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Grumpy Festivus, or a gleeful whatever it is you do around this time of year.