Here are some choice roasts:

It took you 38 years to feel outdated - prompting you to buy a machine that is, already outdated. It’s all downhill from here.

Looks like you bought it pre-owned at a Caddy dealer; enjoy your used Chevy, it’ll be worth $20k in 5 years.

When you’re 38 and still want to impress the chick that curved you in high school

So, when is your penis enlargement surgery scheduled for?

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/r/RoastMyCar is always fun to play around in. There are a lot of Corvette haters, which is fine; but the haterade spreads everywhere in that sub.

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