Yes! Jesus H. goddamn tap-dancing Christ, I have found my keys!

About three weeks agoI realized that the loop on my badass key fob had opened thus making it much less badass. I searched all around my shop to no avail, and finally concluded that they must have fallen off while riding my motorcycle. While helping to break down a machine we just sold, low and behold, there they were sitting underneath it. Praise god and god bless the United States of America!