Computer: “CPU Fan: 0 RPM”

“That’s not good.”

Computer: “CPU Temperature: 89 degrees Celsius”

“That’s really not good.”

>Turn off computer, open it up to clean it out and make sure everything is plugged in

>Static electricity zaps the graphics card

“Oh, that’s a $400 mistake right there.”

Turned it back on, things seem fine at the moment, but gods damn do I hope that my PC isn’t about it die.