If he even reads this

(name in ALL CAPS because I just copy-pasta'd from his byline like the lazy man I am)

Anyway you like those Planeopnik articles I write? Would you like to help me write a future one? Of course you would because you're Jason Torchinsky and awesome, right? Because I like your illustrations...and, well, I'd kind of need one for a future Planeopnik article.

Yup. That's it.