The birthday party is LOUD. I’ve got 15+ 7th graders running amok in one house. Some of the boys went out on the cul de sac and started ringing neighbor’s door bells. I had to go out and put the kibosh on that. I told them to get inside or they’d find my tire tracks on their backs (wheelchair, not car; I’m not that cold blooded).

Anyway, it’s not too bad now that I’ve corralled and fed them. I hope my skeletons make it through. By the way, we adults are drinking pretty heavily.