“Hey, look at me, I’m fun!” says the nice shiny little sports car, cleaned up, fried eggs gleaming in the sun.
“But I already HAVE a sports car,” came my reply.
“Yes, but I’m different! I’m exotic! I’m surprisingly affordable at this point in my depreciation curve!”
“You don’t have big ‘Murican torque though!” - me
“Yes, but I’m nimble and light, and mid engined.”
“But my car’s just been paid off!”
“So you can afford ME now, can’t you?”
“Also I don’t really have a place for you, and you won’t fit my mountain bike.”
“But my brake calipers are RED! You like red.”
Damnit. It’s got a point there.