I don’t know what to do. I want to work on my Dakota, dad says no putting money in it. I want to get an 80s Ram. Dad says no. Dad says I can’t have two trucks. I want two trucks. I don’t want to get rid of Kipper, he’s my first car and my Pappaw got him for me.

But I do want an 80s Ram. They’re just so cool, so full of character. I can’t win. My money’s in a savings account, which I can’t access because no state ID. (17, no license). Which means Dad controls it. Then if I DO buy one after getting a license, Dad’s head will explode.

Oppo, what do I do? A picture of a 1969 Super Bee for your time