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Help! Someone has caged Torch's Spirit Animal!

Dear Readers,

Please bring boltcutters (is that two words?) to Orange, California and help free Jason Torchinsky’s spirit animal. The future of automotive weirdness depends on you (and the sharpness of your boltcutters).

Regards,

Not Exactly Sober Person at Orange Festival.

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