The Kia hamsters are nothing new... unless you've been living under a rock that is.

What is new are the cardboard hamster cutouts Kia shipped out to their dealers recently.

They've been doing this for a while now but they just came out with some new editions... either that or we just got them. Regardless, when I walked into our Kia dealership this morning we had some new hamsters. And one of them kind of disturbs me.



I'm not sure what it is about this one. The hair, or the particularly beaky nose compared to the others, or what. But there's just something... not right.


Every time I peek out from the cubicle I'm sitting in right now, there it is. Watching me. Those beady black eyes peering right into my soul. Help.