Because Drew Magary cannot into racing (unless he steps foot on this forum), I have taken the opportunity to name some GOATs in select classes of motorsport. My takes are captioned.
Because Drew Magary cannot into racing (unless he steps foot on this forum), I have taken the opportunity to name some GOATs in select classes of motorsport. My takes are captioned.
WARNING: The takes here will be piping hot. Prepare yourself.
WARNING: The takes here will be piping hot. Prepare yourself.
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Note: this is just the opinion of one man and one commenter, and does not reflect the views of this forum or Jalopnik.
Note: this is just the opinion of one man and one commenter, and does not reflect the views of this forum or Jalopnik.
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All-time Greatest Racing Driver/F1: Ayrton Senna
All-time Greatest Racing Driver/F1: Ayrton Senna
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Triple Crown of Racing: Graham Hill
Triple Crown of Racing: Graham Hill
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Endurance prototypes: Tom Kristensen
Endurance prototypes: Tom Kristensen
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Rally: Sebastien Loeb. Someone will hate me for this: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/sebastien-loeb-is-kind-of-a-dick-498821123
Rally: Sebastien Loeb. Someone will hate me for this: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/sebastien-loeb-is-kind-of-a-dick-498821123
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Greatest Woman to Race: Michele Mouton
Greatest Woman to Race: Michele Mouton
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Touring Car: Andy Priaulx (and GOAT touring car maker is BMW)
Touring Car: Andy Priaulx (and GOAT touring car maker is BMW)
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Australia Supercars: Craig Lowndes and Jamie Whincup (tied)
Australia Supercars: Craig Lowndes and Jamie Whincup (tied)
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Hillclimb: Nobuhiro Tajima (hillclimb purists say dirt and mixed-surface Pikes Peak is the best, and with Tajima-san’s record on the surface it’s hard to find a better driver)
Hillclimb: Nobuhiro Tajima (hillclimb purists say dirt and mixed-surface Pikes Peak is the best, and with Tajima-san’s record on the surface it’s hard to find a better driver)
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Drift: Keiichi Tsuchiya
Drift: Keiichi Tsuchiya
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GT: [honestly this is hard to list because GT is just so damn tight]
GT: [honestly this is hard to list because GT is just so damn tight]
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NASCAR: Richard Petty (this was tough, and why I held off adding a NASCAR slot. It was either him or Dale Earnhardt Sr. I think they’re tied.
NASCAR: Richard Petty (this was tough, and why I held off adding a NASCAR slot. It was either him or Dale Earnhardt Sr. I think they’re tied.
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Drag racing: John Force (again, another tough choice)
Drag racing: John Force (again, another tough choice)
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MotoGP: Valentino Rossi (unless Marc Marquez can get to 10 titles before Rossi gets his 10th)
MotoGP: Valentino Rossi (unless Marc Marquez can get to 10 titles before Rossi gets his 10th)
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Greatest Motorcycle Rider: Joey Dunlop
Greatest Motorcycle Rider: Joey Dunlop
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Motocross: Ricky Carmichael
Motocross: Ricky Carmichael
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Car + Bike: John Surtees
Car + Bike: John Surtees
And now special shoutouts to the following:
And now special shoutouts to the following:
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Sir Stirling Moss, the greatest non-champion
Sir Stirling Moss, the greatest non-champion
Sir Jack Brabham, who became champion driving his own car
Sir Jack Brabham, who became champion driving his own car
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Jean Rondeau, who created his own car, one that bagged him a Le Mans win
Jean Rondeau, who created his own car, one that bagged him a Le Mans win
Alex Zanardi, who makes me unworthy
Alex Zanardi, who makes me unworthy
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And finally, Leena Gade, who’s simply the boss.
And finally, Leena Gade, who’s simply the boss.
This list is created entirely to start some shit-talkking, so stir shit, y’all, and tell Stef or anyone else back at Jalopnik to rip my picks to shreds. More will be added in the comments area.
This list is created entirely to start some shit-talkking, so stir shit, y’all, and tell Stef or anyone else back at Jalopnik to rip my picks to shreds. More will be added in the comments area.
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DISCLAIMER: not all of the goats and GOATs are in this list. You were misled, bitch. Clickbait FTW!!!
DISCLAIMER: not all of the goats and GOATs are in this list. You were misled, bitch. Clickbait FTW!!!

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