Because Drew Magary cannot into racing (unless he steps foot on this forum), I have taken the opportunity to name some GOATs in select classes of motorsport. My takes are captioned.
WARNING: The takes here will be piping hot. Prepare yourself.
Note: this is just the opinion of one man and one commenter, and does not reflect the views of this forum or Jalopnik.
All-time Greatest Racing Driver/F1: Ayrton Senna

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Triple Crown of Racing: Graham Hill

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Endurance prototypes: Tom Kristensen

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Rally: Sebastien Loeb. Someone will hate me for this: https://oppositelock.kinja.com/sebastien-loeb-is-kind-of-a-dick-498821123

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Greatest Woman to Race: Michele Mouton

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Touring Car: Andy Priaulx (and GOAT touring car maker is BMW)

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Australia Supercars: Craig Lowndes and Jamie Whincup (tied)

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Hillclimb: Nobuhiro Tajima (hillclimb purists say dirt and mixed-surface Pikes Peak is the best, and with Tajima-san’s record on the surface it’s hard to find a better driver)

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Drift: Keiichi Tsuchiya

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GT: [honestly this is hard to list because GT is just so damn tight]

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NASCAR: Richard Petty (this was tough, and why I held off adding a NASCAR slot. It was either him or Dale Earnhardt Sr. I think they’re tied.

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Drag racing: John Force (again, another tough choice)

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MotoGP: Valentino Rossi (unless Marc Marquez can get to 10 titles before Rossi gets his 10th)

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Greatest Motorcycle Rider: Joey Dunlop

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Motocross: Ricky Carmichael

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Car + Bike: John Surtees
And now special shoutouts to the following:

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Sir Stirling Moss, the greatest non-champion
Sir Jack Brabham, who became champion driving his own car
Jean Rondeau, who created his own car, one that bagged him a Le Mans win

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Alex Zanardi, who makes me unworthy
And finally, Leena Gade, who’s simply the boss.
This list is created entirely to start some shit-talkking, so stir shit, y’all, and tell Stef or anyone else back at Jalopnik to rip my picks to shreds. More will be added in the comments area.

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DISCLAIMER: not all of the goats and GOATs are in this list. You were misled, bitch. Clickbait FTW!!!