Since the demise of his Micra my stepdad had to buy a new car for a tiny amount of money. He ended up with a £500 saxo. I still haven't seen it, since I've been too busy to visit family. However today he rang me saying it's "chuggy" and slower than his Micra.
Micra quoted 0-60= 15.5s
Saxo 0-60= 12.4s
Something is wrong here. Also he tells me the horn fell off because the bracket rusted through. So I bet it has a rust problem too.