Working night shift the topics of conversation often turn to sex.
These topics turn to sex more often by the female gender than the male gender.
Well this morning my colleague (aka work-wife, as we’ve worked together between one and four nights each week for 16 years), told me of the other night stopping at a friends house.
Her friend said she could crash at her place, with just two conditions, one, no sex in her bed and two, no sex on the sofa.
Now, knowing my colleague I knew something hilarious was going to happen.
Turns out, to have a laugh with her friend she bought some lube, a sex toy from a shop, some condoms and some yoghurt. She left the lube on the bedside table, unrolled several condoms and put a little yoghurt in each and left them around the sofa and the bedroom.
Apparently her friend saw one of the condoms, picked it up and started shouting at my colleague (ye’, picked up a condom with some yoghurt in, but as far as she was concerned, it wasn’t yoghurt and the condom had been used. Yuck),
Apparently my colleague just laughed at her, especially as the friend went to sit down and lifted a cushion, only to find a vibrator.
Ye’, I’ve classy colleagues.
Still. It makes life interesting.