If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Here's a Joke I Made Up Back in College

What do you call it when solving for Global Climate Change gives you a beat you can snap your fingers to?

An Al Gore Rhythm!

Hey hey, which side of the car is the most aerodynamic?

The outside!!

The funny thing about my car is that it runs on gasoline I run-on sentences.

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