Ive mentioned before that I’m one of the most planned out people you’ll ever never meet. Here is the rough scheme I’ve mapped out for myself in order to live my automotive ownership dreams. 

2000s (Age 12 to 21)

  • 1994 Geo Tracker - Purchased by stepdad for $400 in 2003. RIP in 2007.
  • 2006 Kia Rio Sedan - Purchased by mom for $11,000 in 2007. RIP 2015.

Decade Total = $0 .... [$15,000 / $125 per month]

2010s (Age 22 to 31)

  • 2006 Kia Amanti - Purchased for $7,500 in 2012.
  • 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee - Purchased for $22,000 in 2015.
  • 2012 Jaguar XF - Purchased for $29,000 in 2016.

Decade Total = $58,500 / $487.50 per month

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*Note that from here you I’m listing my first choices.

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2020s (Age 32 to 41)

  • 2006/2007 Maserati GranSport - Spend around $28,000 in 2020.
  • 2011 to 2013 Infiniti IPL G Coupe or Convertible MT - Spend around $12,000 in 2021.
  • Genesis GV80 - Spend around $28,000 in 2023.
  • Toyota Tacoma - Spend around $18,000 in 2025.
  • Jaguar F-Type Convertible - Spend around $20,000 in 2026.
  • 2018 Tesla Model S - Purchase around $24,000 in 2028.

Decade Total = $130,000 / $1,083.33 per month

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*From here I can’t predict specific future models.

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2030s (Age 42 to 51)

  • Volvo PHEV - Spend around $20,000 in 2030.
  • American - Spend around $18,000 in 2030.
  • German - Spend around $24,000 in 2032.
  • Italian - Spend around $30,000 in 2033.
  • Korean - Spend around $24,000 in 2036.
  • Japanese - Spend around $28,000 in 2037.
  • Aston Martin - Spend around $36,000 in 2038.

Decade Total = $158,400 / $1,320 per month

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*This is when I accomplish my dream of having 7 different automobiles from 7 different brands from 7 different countries in 7 different bodystyles/segments.

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2040s (Age 52 to 61)

  • American - Spend around $28,000 in 2040
  • Swedish/French/Chinese - Spend around $24,000 in 2042
  • Japanese - Spend around $28,000 in 2044
  • Korean - Spend around $32,000 in 2044
  • Ferrari - Spend around $64,000 in 2046
  • British - Spend around $34,000 in 2047

Decade Total = $210,000 / $1,750 per month

2050s (Age 62 to 71)

  • German - Spend around $32,000 in 2050
  • Maserati - Spend around $64,000 in 2050
  • Swedish/French/Chinese - Spend around $34,000 in 2052
  • American - Spend around $32,000 in 2053
  • Aston Martin - $64,000 in 2056
  • Korean - Spend around $32,000 in 2058
  • Japanese - Spend around $38,000 in 2059

Decade Total = $296,000 / $2,466.67 per month

2060s (Age 72 to 81)

  • American - Spend around $52,000 in 2062
  • Ferrari - Spend around $540,000 in 2064
  • Aston Martin - Spend around $400,000 in 2064
  • Korean - Spend around $50,000 in 2066
  • Maserati - Spend around $260,000 in 2069

Decade Total = $1,302,000 / $10,850 per month

Yes, excitement and whimsy. That, I am.

That. I. Am.

Peace in the middle, homies. I’m retiring!