Okay I was thinking... I sell my cars, pay off my student loans, buy an Oxide Bronze Corolla XSE 6MT, and now I’ve replaced my student loan payment (over 7 years left) with a lower monthly payment and a shorter loan period, and I get a new car!

:D

:D

:D

.... :(

Oh wait, the combined value of my cars is how much? And my willingness to part with either is how non-existent? And my irrational anxiety of owning and financing a new car would be how high? And and I’d only drive it how often?

These are the kind of thought exercises that plague me when it’s late and I’m sober.