Tell us a joke.

"An Italian, a French guy and a Finn were competing who could make their woman to scream the longest by making love. The Italian managed to make his wife scream 30min straight. The French dude made all the tricks and his wife was screamimg for an hour. Then it was Finn’s turn. The Finn finished the job in 3 minutes, wiped his d**k on to some brand new curtains that his wife just bought - the wife screamed for whole 2 weeks straight."

Whats the most unusual thing you’ve ever eaten?

"A coin."