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"Subaru Certified, LOOK AT THE MILES ON THIS ONE!!!!, And Power moonroof. Braking power with backbone. Braking are quick to react. Take your hand off the mouse because this charming 2013 Subaru Impreza is the low-mileage car you've been hunting for. It is nicely equipped with features such as Subaru Certified, LOOK AT THE MILES ON THIS ONE!!!!, And Power moonroof. Subaru Certified Pre-Owned means you not only get the reassurance of up to a 7yr/100,000-Mile Powertrain Limited Warranty, but also a 152-point inspection/reconditioning, 24/7 roadside assistance, rental car benefits, and a complete CARFAX vehicle history report. This outstanding, one-owner Impreza, with grippy AWD, will handle anything mother nature decides to throw at you during one of her bad days at work.
Buyer responsible for Taxes (varies), Doc Fee ($250), Title/Registration ($33.50)
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Didn't anybody tell him to hide the evidence of hooning? Did he drive through a snow bank?

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