If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

Hey Oppo, I bought a thing...

A ridiculously expensive thing. Finally, at (nearly) 40, I'm a homeowner. Of course, my wife and kids took off for a weeks vacation today, leaving me to move all our stuff all by my lonesome. Let me tell you, when they show you that number at closing that shows you what you will pay over 30 years, the pucker factor is extreme.


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